Thursday, December 15, 2005

一億一千萬遺產 ..

一個寡婦向朋友哭訴,老公去世之後什麼也沒留給她,只留給她兩億三千萬 !友人充滿疑惑又非常羨慕的問她:你老公這麼好,妳該很滿足,日子也該很好過啊!喔!不!寡婦回答,我先生給我的兩億是:回憶和失憶。他的三千萬則是一、千萬要照顧好小孩,二、千萬得孝順公婆,三、千萬別改嫁。

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笑話後面,繼續寫著:我比較窮,我只能給你一億一千萬,一億當然是我們美好的回憶,一千萬則是千萬要忘記傷痛,快樂起來,妳會怪我給的太少,而不肯要這份遺產嗎?
 
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